Wednesday, 3 February 2016

ThreeA - WWR SOTF : Bertie MK2 Dirty Deeds V2 Three.

Et tu, Death? Then fall!
- write up from box.

People fear death even more than pain. It's strange that they fear death. Life hurts a lot more than death. At the point of death, the pain is over. Yeah, I guess it is a friend...
- Jim Morrison.

If death strikes me before I prove my blood, I swear I'll kill Death.
- Capt. Manoj Kumar Pandey PVC 1/11 Gurkha Rifles.

A (mis) interpretation:

Category: Warbot.
Unit type: Mass production tactical assault warbot.
Model type: Bertie MK2.
Designation: Dirty Deeds Nummer drei Jefferson.
Manufacturer: The Rothchild Corporation.
Affiliation: Terra Coalition Forces - various divisions (former); Die Grau Tatengruppen - The N.O.M. Legion (former); Der Schwarztaten Einsatzgruppen - Das dreckige Dutzend warband (current).
Powerplant: Twin turbo BRINK supercharger diesel engine.
Armour type: Super hardened ceramic steel composite alloy.
Armour thickness: 150mm.
Height: 7 feet.
Weight: 2000 kg.
Std. armaments: "R. Perlman" - FUU RPG x 1; "Trejo D" - GOREMASTER machete x 1; "Dirty Harry" - NUTCRACKER revolver x 1; Auspex - multi sensors; psychic hood - psychic null system; Signum - communication device; Maschinen Segne Task Intelligence System Ver.2; teleporter beacon.

The third member of the infamous and notorious Dirty Dozen warband of the Dirty Deeds are armed with a "Trejo D" GOREMASTER machete and "Dirty Harry" NUTCRACKER revolver as well as like its other comrades, comes with Auspex sensoriums, psychic hood, Signum communication system and N.O.M. Legion blessed task intelligence system with teleporter beacon. Known as "Number 3" or "Jefferson", it is additionally armed with a "R. Perlman" FUU missile launcher. Whereby a standard missile launcher is built for multi-purpose role, the FUU specialises in dealing with heavily-armoured ground units. It is typically loaded with a Hunter-Killer Missile. This is an advanced Krak missile fitted with advanced guidance systems and fuel. This missile has longer range and better accuracy than those of standard launchers, as the internal cognitor's sensorium suite guides it to the target. It comes in complete launching package but is good for a single shot only. The special Augur mounted onto the FUU combines the benefit of a Preysense Sight and a Red-Dot Laser Sight.


The third member of the Dirty Deeds finally arrives. As per its two predecessors, good QC overall, although again, due to its design, in time, I expect the paint lock to be worn away, and the ball joint becomes loose. Officially this bot is called Matthew, for reasons known only to 3A (usually it is someone whom Ashley Wood know or admire). But in my fan fiction write up, I call it based on the classic Dirty Dozen movie. As the fourth member drops on Bambaland for yesterday for the next 24 hours, each Dozen comes with standard machete, revolver, the three severed heads with additional different armaments. This one comes with an RPG. Again all fictional write up based on WH40K Wikia and Lexicanum.