Tuesday 12 November 2013

ThreeA - The Adventures of Isobelle Pascha : Dark Side of Her Moon.






A (mis) interpretation:

Name: Unknown.
Alias: Isobelle Pascha.
Age: Unknown.
Affiliation: The Nymphs.
Abilities: Lust inducement; Love manipulation; Pleasure inducement; Hormone manipulation; Pheromone manipulation; Semi-immortality.
Std. Armaments: None.

The nymphs have always been around, divine spirits occasionally taking forms of mortals to seek pleasures of the flesh. Long inhabiting the mountains, seas and forests of the Old World, ensnaring unsuspected travellers of both sexes, they currently resides amongst the humans, within the hive cities and towns of concrete jungles instead. They are proponents of sexual pleasures and extremely amorous in nature. Many cults are founded by or through association with them. The Libertine Movement and the Neo Dionysian Mysteries are amongst them. Nymphs have been historical deemed as a neutral, though the wise ones would stay clear of them. They are spirits associated with Nature, and can induce sexual arousal in others to make them lustful and crave sexual interaction. This power may work with both genders, their sexual interest and people of any age. Those whom possesses indomitable will, apathy or seduction immunity are protected from them. Some empaths could also negate a nymph power as well as, although incredibly rare, those with different sexual preference. 
One of the most famous nymphs of the modern age is Isobelle Pascha. As one of the highly regarded adult movie actresses and erotic literature writers, Isobelle holds the record for winning most awards in the adult film industry as well as the first erotic literature to win the Pulitzer, the highly regarded Funhigh in Shanghai, Baby which is said to be semi-autobiographical. Amongst her box office, record breaking hit releases include her debut, The Euro Nymph (which follows Isobelle around Europa on a series of pleasure seeking "adventures"), followed by The Easter Nymph Cumback Special, It's The Gay Paree, Merci Beaucoup! (controversial amongst the French for the infamous act involving Isobelle and the reconstructed Eiffel Tower), The Cocktail Incident, Wanpi (調皮), a movie adaptation of Funhigh, and Funkake In Fukuoka. Isobelle and her friends are a frequent patron of the SXCLB in New Andria. The SXCLB Entertainment Enterprise incidentally funds the production of all Isobelle and her friends films, as well as the copyrights, percentage of distribution and merchandising rights. Isobelle was filming her latest movie, the sequel to the F*** Mission In Space (F.M.I.S.) which was billed as the first adult film to be done entirely in zero gravity, called the Dark Side of Her Moon, when production issues cropped up during Act 5, due to a cluster of space debris striking through the hull of the filming set, killing all the crews, including director Remus Ho and lead actor, Long John Sliver. The latter died a particularly gruesome death, as his legendary genital got sucked and stuck into a hole the size of a coin, and he was literally disembowelled and eviscerated inside out into the vacuum of space outside through that hole. His much prized "asset", insured for several millions but unable to claim due to the Rothchild Insurance Co. saying that it is "an act of God incident", was painstakingly restored to its former glory. It was sold for a record breaking amount of money during a charity auction at Kristy's. Isobelle is saved by the Dead Astronaut Gangsta, the space jockey/rouge trader/mercenary on routine orbital run broadcasting from his radio station, Radio Free Dada shuttle upon receiving an order from Lady Shadow. F.M.I.S. : Dark Side of Her Moon was eventually shot using handheld cameras by the Dead Gangsta, whom was promised a percentage of profit, featuring improvising acts involving various space gadgets and inter-dimensional intercourse. The Dead Gangsta was not featured nor involve in any acts in the film despite the widespread rumours. This is because Da Gangsta is well, quite simply dead, and frees from any form of sexual needs, thus immune to the power of the nymph. More importantly, he stresses that he is consummate professional. "Ain't my style to mix work with pleasure, dawg", he once said in an on air interview. The film, made entirely in 4D, is billed as a work of art by critics, surpassing the standard set by the original, further blurring the line between porn and art house. Isobelle currently continues to be active in the adult film industry, with the upcoming, all-star casts film, Auroral, with plots involving a housewife turns super powered sex machine relieving the sexual frustrations of nerds and exact revenge on cheating spouses, The Milky Way, a psychological horror involving mutated bodily fluids, and  a live world tour, The Safari Heat.
 
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The Adventures of Isobelle Pascha is a new lineup from ThreeA featuring Isobelle and upcoming friends, like Lizbeth Paramour. Highly sexualised in the theme, Isobelle is one of the most difficult figure to obtain in recent memory, with exception to Dark Side of Her Moon and maybe the Cocktail variant. There are numerous variants, obtainable only through exclusives and limited drop. The figure comes with a random chase of open or close eyes, some comes with saliva "dripping" from the lips, some have "three dotted freckles". Curiously, the latter, which was shown to be present on Dark Side of Her Moon certain promo pics, is absent from this one. The Wanpi variant shocked me, as ThreeA decided to drop the set exclusive for 3AA members without the usual 24 hours window period. It was sold out within 10 minutes, supposedly. The Dark Side of Her Moon version is basically the "black" version of the exclusive SDCC F.M.I.S. Commander "white" version. This line is becoming like McDonald's Hello Kitty or Minions madness :) Anyhoo, this figure comes in the same carded packaging like, say, Johan. And with those platforms, Isobelle is one tall Sally. a full one inch towering over the TKs and TQs. Alas, the one in my hand right now suffers the similar fate as Munich NTQ - she just could not stand properly without toppling over. Her space suit has similar feel to the Takara Kerberos uniform, which of course is a scary coz it tends to get flaky over time. I hope this won't be the case for this figure. I am not sure about other variants but the finishing on the toes are kinda quite rough - a similar figure comes into my mind, Darwin Rothchild's hands - as well as a level of unevenness on the face. Something is nagging me to swap the headsculpt, hands and feet with the SXCLB Lil Shadow with strap on dildo. Hhhmmm....     

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