Friday 6 June 2014

ThreeA - The Adventures of Isobelle Pascha: Kuma Attack Pascha.







I’m a bear, bear, bear, bear
I hate fighting, bear, bear, bear
My rivals are fried shrimps
I bet I was chocolate in my past life
I’m a bear, bear, bear, bear
Bonjour! Je m' appelle kuma.
Comment ca va?

- Utada Hikaru, Boku wa Kuma.

Meet me by the old tree.
Lets go bearing.
 
A (mis) interpretation:

Name: Kuma.
Alias: Ursa Minor.
Age : 26 years old.
Affiliation: The Neo-Libertine Movement; The SXCLB; The Nymphs.
Abilities: Lust inducement; love manipulation; pleasure inducement; hormone manipulation; pheromone manipulation; semi-immortality.
Std. armaments: Cosplay bear costume; lightning claw - power weapon x 2.
 
1977. The Porn Wars. AV actors and actresses took it to the studio lots and slugged it out against one another, with allegiance to their respective production companies. The statistics were high. Initially a petition to improve the porn industry male and female workers' rights, Joi Ryder escalated the entire concern into a massive issue which spread from  Pan Am City Two's S-9 pleasure district, United Americana to Tokaido City's Kantō sector of Eastasia, eventually snow-balled into an all out global battle of the sexes which involved every parties in the industry from major studios to vid-vox amateurs. Respective governments of the seven nations had decided to not get involve politically but provided a minimum civil security provision in the form of respective sectors EMGY TRG  Crisis Corps should things get out of hand. All the combatants lucked out. It was a brutal fight. In S-9's infamous Kalifornication zone, Jeremy Focker was bludgeoned with an eighteen inch dildo by Mango Swift, splitting his skulls open. Mango was in turn eviscerated by Chokoreto Balls' monomolecular wire ejaculated from his motorised dildo model Kanamara 5000. Balls had his balls and genital chomped off by Hot Gate's dentata. Except for Kuma, a descendant of Callisto, whom stood high amongst the mess. Through the blessing of Artemis, Kuma managed to subdue Pan and his Satyrs. Not without a challenge of course. A contest of sexual skills was held between Kuma and a champion of Pan, Silas Sixx, formerly known as Silenus. Kuma, still cladded in a bear costume from the set, didn't once gave in despite the incredible sensual amount of arousals exercised by Silas. In fact, she succeed in reversing it and after a marathon sexual sessions of three days, three nights, Silas fainted and suffered from erectile dysfunction. Pan conceded defeat. Hermaphroditus or Rue Pall, as the dual sexed demi-god/goddess was known, then declared an end to the fighting, and instead turned upon the greedy studio owners, with freedom and liberty to dictate their own contracts, nature of works and benefits. The Porn Wars also indirectly inspired the re-birth of the Neo-Libertine Movement. Bodies of the AV actors and actresses were resyk into other materials such as Soylent Green for consumption. Majority of the Eastasian ones specially ear-marked for the fledging Luthor Bean Sr. newly found corporation whereby their DNA were extracted for a ground-breaking experimentation on genetic engineering and replication.
 
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The Adventures of Isobelle Pascha never seems to cease in its variants, and like mentioned in previous post on the Dark Side of Her Moon version, this 3A line is very much in the veins of Barbie Dolls. There are too many versions/variants to mention here and irrelevant to this post. And 3A has just announced a so-called "Vol. 2" to be launched soon. If they are clones like the Popbot line of Tomorrow Kings or Queens, I am fine. But no. Yet I got pulled back in. Anyhoo, Kuma Attack Pascha is cladded in a bear, Koala bear to be précised, cosplay suit and comes in three colour-ways. The headsculpt (I am not sure whether all are opened or closed eyes) comes with either the regular hair style or tied up. Bambaland offered a set of three combo or blind boxed. Due to funding at that time, and to save up bullets for more, well, interesting characters (but primarily the hinted to drop but now seem forgotten second WWR superset) to cum, I mean, come, I chose the latter option. Again, always look out for a surprise, random drop of the day, which is a shadow colour-way, the all black Krieger variant. I cross my finger hoping that it would be either the white or brown one but alas my prayer is not answer and I got the black one instead. Nevertheless it is alright as the headsculpt is the one with tied up hairdo, for the lack of better wordings. I sapu some glue on certain parts of the ankle pegs in order for the figure to posture and stand properly (as it is really loosey-goosey taken out from the box) without sacrificing the peg rotation. And of course, Pascha stands towering over the rest. The photos above are "inspired" by the works of Ashley Wood and Milo Manara.

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